Gay Comeback

When someone calls you gay, you say:"One who calls someone gay is actually covering up their own latent homosexuality". Works every time...

R.I.P Eddie Guerrero 1968-2005

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On November 13, 2005, Guerrero was found dead in his hotel room in Minneapolis, Minnesota, at the Marriott City Center Hotel by his nephew, Chavo. Several hours later, WWE.com released the following announcement:
"WWE is deeply saddened by the news that Eddie Guerrero has passed away. He was found dead this morning in his hotel room in Minneapolis. Eddie is survived by his wife Vickie and daughters Shaul, 14, Sherilyn, 9, and Kaylie Marie, 3."
The same day, WWE held a press conference with a speech from his nephew Chavo, who spoke of Guerrero's four years of sobriety that would have come on November 15 of that year. Chavo adamantly defended his uncle, saying he had defeated his "personal demons." WWE Chairman Vince McMahon declined to speculate on the causes of Guerrero's death, and both men said that Guerrero would have "wanted the show to go on".
An autopsy revealed that Guerrero died as a result of acute heart failure, caused by undiagnosed heart disease and strain placed on his heart from his overworking himself. Although Guerrero had not used illicit drugs or alcohol for over four years, his past excesses had contributed to his heart failure.

Eddie Guerrero's funeral took place on Thursday, November 17 in Phoenix, Arizona. The service, which was not open to the general public, was performed by retired wrestler "Superstar" Billy Graham. The wrestlers who attended were from all over the world of wrestling. Those wrestlers were Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, JBL, Rey Mysterio, Vince McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, Shane McMahon, Linda McMahon, Dean Malenko, Tom Prichard, Billy Anderson, John Laurinaitis, Edge, Lita, Jamie Noble, Gregory Helms, Charlie Haas, Jackie Gayda, Mark Jindrak, Konnan, Gail Kim, Mike Tenay, Doug Basham, Christian, CM Punk, Billy Kidman, Torrie Wilson, Sting, Tommy Drake, Kevin Dunn, Bruce Prichard, Michael Hayes and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, Chris Jericho, JBL, Vince McMahon, Tom Prichard, all of Guerrero's brothers, one of his sisters, Chavo Guerrero and Valerie Coleman "Graham" all spoke as well.

Eddie Guerrero's death came as a shock not only to his family and friends, but to numerous wrestling performers and fans around the world. On the episodes of RAW and Friday Night SmackDown! (the latter taped just twelve hours after Guerrero's death), many WWE superstars and employees delivered tearful tributes to Guerrero, with many audience members visibly moved and some tearful during the ten-bell salute.
The WWE web servers crashed twenty four hours after Guerrero's death was announced, as more than 100,000 e-mail messages of sympathy and support came in from fans across the world. WWE made many videos of Guerrero's best performances, personal accounts and testimonies from his DVD and two musical video tributes (featuring Here Without You by 3 Doors Down and Hurt by Johnny Cash respectively) available on WWE.com.
Dusty Rhodes spoke of his belief that Guerrero's death would bring the entire wrestling family together, and of how Guerrero had fought and beat his "personal demons" and was an inspiration to all young people. John Bradshaw Layfield recounted how Guerrero had given him crucial personal support during both his divorce and his elevation to main-event status. Shawn Michaels spoke of how he and Guerrero shared a deep Christian faith, and Kurt Angle recounted how much Guerrero had personally and professionally helped him. Dean Malenko spoke of how much Guerrero's sudden death had hurt him, and how much he would miss him. Edge talked about how the news was unbelievable and shocking to him, while Batista recollected that Guerrero had helped him with the burden of being World Heavyweight Champion. Guerrero's nephew Chavo said that Guerrero was like a brother to him, and reminisced about their childhood together.
Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho and Rey Mysterio emotionally recounted the multi-decade friendship with Guerrero, how he had striven to help them and the important role he had played in their success. Ric Flair, Val Venis, Shelton Benjamin, Matt Hardy, Theodore Long and other WWE employees described Guerrero's intense passion and position at the apex of the wrestling industry profession in terms of both athleticism and entertainment, Vampiro spoke about his early days in Mexico City when he frequently roomed with Guerrero and Bret Hart spoke about Guerrero's work ethic and wrestling ability. A large number of independent wrestlers and promotions also acknowledged Guerrero's passing. Jim Ross also wrote a column recently for WWE.com recalling meeting Eddie Guerrero, the importance Guerrero had in his personal life ("You were a wonderful inspiration to me and to so many others — not only as a wrestler but as a husband, father, brother and friend."), and how talented Guerrero was as a wrestler and entertainer ("Eddie Guerrero is easily one of the 10 best in-ring talents I have seen in 33 years in this business").
Both RAW and SmackDown! were booked as tribute events in memory of Eddie Guerrero. Throughout the events, several wrestlers wore Guerrero's "I'm Your Papi" T-shirt to the ring, and some also wore a black armband marked with the initials "EG." Rey Mysterio wrestled Shawn Michaels in an inter-promotional tribute match on RAW, which Mysterio won. Following the match, both men embraced one another and Mysterio cried while pointing skyward. In the aftermath of his match with Randy Orton, WWE Champion John Cena, who had previously described Guerrero as a great man and father figure, laid the Eddie Guerrero T-shirt he had worn throughout the match in the center of the ring then placed the WWE Championship atop the shirt, reflecting Stephanie McMahon's earlier comment that "Eddie was always a champion". The broadcast ended with commentator Joey Styles eulogizing Guerrero with the words "Eddie Guerrero was a champion in life."
Other personal tributes were given by Candice Michelle, Arn Anderson, Steve Keirn, Ted DiBiase, Michael Hayes, Gerald Brisco and Mickie Jay, while mournful e-mails from fans were published on WWE.com.
WWE has announced plans to compile e-mail tributes from fans across the world into a book dedicated to Guerrero, which will then be presented to Vickie Guerrero and the Guerrero family. In addition, an Eddie Guerrero T-shirt has been released, with all revenue going to Vickie Guerrero.

Star Wars Gangsta Rap

Intro (Vader and Emperor) It's not the East or the west side no it's not it's not the north or the south side no it's not it's the dark side you are correct you can't front on the dark side to all you Vader haters out there we'll blow your planet up 1st verse what is my bidding my master it's a disaster Skywalker we're after but if he can be turned to the dark side yes he'd be a powerful ally another dark jedi he will join us or die Chrous: we've got death star 8(x) Uncle owen: Get your ass over here and quit monkeying with that damn landspeeder Did you fix those two droids did you clean your room 2nd verse Luke, Yoda & Obi Wan Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation I cleaned the droids can I go to Toshi Station I got a lay away on a power converter but know your treating me like a scruffy nerf hearder Obi Wan: Luke use the force and run run to Dagabah run to Dagabah Yoda: I'm Yoda I'm a soldja I'll mold ya then fold ya I though I told ya don't be unwise judge me not by my size you won't believe your eyes watch the x-wing rise Luke: Yoda why you being a player hater you know I still must confront Lord Vader Yoda: But Luke, not ready are you Luke: but there's a city in the clouds where they're keeping my crew A Jedi has to do what a Jedi has to do so now Vader - I'm coming for you Luke in x-wing talking 3rd verse Vader and Emperor Impressive now release your anger you must have realized your friends were in danger Luke: ahhh why'd you cut off my hand Vader: its imperative that you understand Obi Wan would never bother telling you about your father Luke: he told me enough he told me you killed him Vader: then there's something I must reveal then Chrous: I'm your father Han: knock him out the box Luke knock him out the box

Team America Quote

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Joke Of The Century

Today in English class, we were doing a role playing activity and I was in a group where we had to talk about if we were poor and I said to the teacher it was hard then she said put yourself in the person's(a poor person)shoes then I said poor people have no shoes. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. If you don't find that funny, you have no funny bone.

Stupid Games Clerk

Last week I went to EB Games to buy Resident Evil 4 but the clerk wouldn't sell it to me because i wasn't 15. so I went to the Games Wizards and bought a PC game and then returned it the next day because it didn't work on my computer. The guy said they had a no return policy on PC games but he let me exchange the game anyway. I told him that I tried to buy Resident Evil 4 and the guy wouldn't sell it to me and he said he didn't give a crap if i wasn't 15 so he sold me the game anyway. KA-ZING

Stupid Reviewers

Yesterday I saw Doom at the movies with my brother and between the day it came out at the movies and the day I saw it, I read som really bad reviews. The movie was fucking awesome and the reviewers who reviewd the movie were probably 45 year old virgins living with their moms with pre-op transvestite girlfriends.

If anyone is reading this, don't take notice of reviews, they are not true, only you can decide if a movie is good or not. If you go into a cinema to see a movie and there are only 5 people watching the film, it dosen't mean it's a shit movie, it means the people watching it want to see the movie and read the reviews in a newspaper and then burned it(the newspaper)and if they read it on the internet they read it then smashed their computers.The people who aren't in the cinema wathing the film read the reviews and didn't want to see a crap movie so they just downloaded it to save money. In conclusion if you want to see a movie just go see it instead of reading the reviews or just download it.

America Fuck Yeah

America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow
FUCK YEAH!
McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)
Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Columbine, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books